23 June, 2011 08:40

A woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.

She goes to the kitchen, makes her voice sexy & calls her husband with the new number "hi darling", the husband responds in a low tone "let me call you back later honey, that pig is in the kitchen"

Hospital

Lee is in pain…at the hospital-going to be long night…

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This is how Fries are Made

This is how potato chips are made Http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/e415ec8d-a62a-448c-8196-d2b83c3fb1cf.gif

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Unclear Instructions

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

Proofreader Needed

PROOFREADER NEEDED!!!

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realised that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No crap, really? Ya think?

Durban

In Durban and I am too tired to take advantage of the night/weather…shower, bed….goodnight, I am outta here

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Durban…watch out

Just hope Durban’s weather is better than feezing Jozi. Need some warmth right now

AMAZING TREE IN SOUTH AFRICA

AMAZING SOUTH AFRICAN TREE R/ Looks normal from a distance…..but take a closer look… The mystery is nobody knows who the artist was! image5 image6 Here’s some close-up pics…. image image1 image2 image3 image4 image7 It amazing how someone can actually carve and sculpture like this and not kill the tree!

The latest from Wal-Mart

And the hits keep on coming!!!!!!!!

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Loftus Kaartjies

Laat weet as jy van iemand weet wat my seisoenkaartjies by Loftus wil oorneem.

My vrou hou nie van die mense wat langs ons kaartjies het nie . Ek dink dit is omdat hulle engels is. ….sien foto!